FUN IDEAS FOR WEDDINGS, PARTIES, EVENTS
FAKE HEALTH & SAFETY OFFICERS
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"Hello my name is Ken Driffold and this is my colleague Morris Corfield and I'm afraid we have a few potential health risks here we would not only like to point out, but we need to discuss them with you". Imagine you are enjoying yourself at a social gathering and you hear these spine chilling words. Oh yes ladies and gentlemen Ken and Morris mean business and they have the power to shut you up and down.
It was in fact Ken who announced to the world that the Christmas pudding was a potential flaming ball of death. The sixpence, if swallowed is a real choking hazard.
Clipboard, rule book, tape measure, sound level meter, professional torch, safety leaflets and the Handy Hazzard Handbook are just some of the pieces of specialist equipment carried by these sad lonely jobsworths.
It's Lovely to watch your guests interacting with these incredulous creatures. Apart from distances between tables and amount of candles to cubic air space they will give advice and leaflets on smoking, drinking, fire exits and extinguishers and explain how Morris successfully had a 600 year old pancake race on a cobbled street in Oxford cancelled.
Works well in pre and into dinner.
Two Jobsworths supplied.