FUN IDEAS FOR WEDDINGS, PARTIES, EVENTS
SPOOF WAITERS
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If you're entertaining guests then Spanner in the Works comedy waiters are the perfect alternative.
The performers infiltrate and work alongside genuine waiters and waitresses, giving your guests an unforgettable evening of unique comedy and music.
Carrot and Banana Canapés. From pre-dinner drinks, through to coffee, your unsuspecting guests will witness a whole host of amusing and unusual capers.
Watch with delight as unlikely canapés are nibbled, guests search in vain for the waitress's lost contact lens, and whilst a waiter takes a sneaky swig from a hidden bottle of wine, can that maintenance man really be changing a light bulb over table 2?
As the atmosphere builds, with confidence, the guests begin to interact with the spoof waiting staff. Suddenly the maintenance man is under a table, a bandaged waiter is serenading guests with his guitar and the wine waiter finally collapses, even the most unobservant are left in no doubt that they have been well and truly Spoofed!
An announcement is made at the end of the performance exposing the true identity of the bogus staff.
Taking their bows with instruments galore, the musical finale, which sees the whole room singing and swaying along to the classic 'Delilah' is a handclapping, foot-stomping cherry on an already splendid cake.
THE CLUMSY WAITER
Clattering around the dining room, adjusting his bandage, this waiter is possibly the most unsavoury character ever to enter the catering profession. Unrefined, slouching, constantly moaning about his pay and working conditions, he really does have an attitude problem. He can often be seen chewing gum and when he's not bumping into things, will seize the opportunity to serenade guests with his acoustic guitar.
THE DIPPY WAITRESS
Former hairstylist and Miss Bridgend 1981, this flame haired Welsh beauty queen glides from table to table, giving style advice to the girls and the odd executive massage for the gents. She loves a good gossip and will often spread rumours amongst the guests. She is a Capricorn and completely off her chump!
THE DRUNKEN WAITER
With a true appreciation for the grape, the drunken waiter has several bottles hidden around the dining room, which he can be seen visiting frequently. Once sozzled he staggers from table to table boring people with a well oiled tale of his amazing life as a waiter. As an aspiring caricaturist he will later offer guests the chance to pose for hilarious caricatures that are a little too close for comfort.
THE USELESS WORKMAN
A jobsworth and pest who's electric drill and hammering will add mayhem to your occasion. Unpredictably bounding around armed with ladders and a variety of tools. This maintenance man will often take advantage of a vacant chair, whipping out his flask and a few of his grandad's old magic props, he will amaze guests with some rubbish tricks before grabbing himself a quick tea break.